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Fall of the Steaks
01:24
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The Anti Mosher
02:32
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this ain't 1982 and we're not black flag
do I look Henry Rollins? I'm way too fuckin' fat
so stop the nonsense and just watch the band
30 years of this horse shit I'ma take a fuckin stand
don't
don't wanna lift your dumb ass up off the floor
why don't you slam dance yourself right out the door
here's your five bucks back now go
oh yes my friend I don't lie
but moshing makes the show!
this is the end of the line
you're way too old to know
so sick of you ruining everybody's good time, everytime
I am the Anti Mosher, a messiah for a new era
anti violence, anti posturing, anti dumb turd chuckle nut
anti stupidity
you know you could fall down and hit your head
broken nose broken arm broken leg broken heart cause you're dead
or even worse you'll hurt an innocent
and I got no problem stoppin' the show five minutes in
take a knee take notes get in the know
these are my words, my demands, I'm a man with the plan
my manifesto
don't ya know
i don't see the point in coming to a show
to practice your kung fu just leave that stuff at home
now stand still and watch this solo
see pretty impressive right? if you were fuckin' around you woulda missed it, this is what I'm saying
floor punchin' arm swinging' kick in the air
looks like your fightin with a ghost but I'll tell ya friend the ghost isn't there
so put your shirt on and act your age, and sit your pussy ass down and let the pretty babies come to the stage
I am the Anti Mosher this is the Anti Mosher now you're an Anti Mosher, this tale of caution has been brought to you by Solsolido
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Spring Break!
02:34
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spring break! spring break!
you get the reebs, I'll get the reebs, get in the car lets drink and speed
spring break!
its the time of year to get your goddam drink on
spring break!
drunk and baked don't get raped
spring break!
spring break!
trollin' for fun, dicks chicks and sun
lets party crash and do a line off a chicks ass
spring break!
get on the boat, the banana boat
spring break!
drunk and baked, don't get raped!
spring break!
i woke up memory blank, pants down in a pool of stank, a red ribbon says number one, a wet t shirt contest,
(you must have won)
sore ass and I'm in rough shape, all the tell tale signs dam i musta got raped
spring break!
spring break!
we started off the week with beer brauds and weed
then we smoked up a bag of the high speed chicken feed
the party started rock n rollin
if memory serves we went bowlin'
at the party strangest place
we passed out shit faced found Ricky naked and crying note on his back said 'that'll do pig'
spring break!
get on the boat its a sexual boat!
spring break!
drunk and baked I got raped
spring break!
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Leather & Lace
03:52
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sittin' on the edge of a knife
thinkin' bout the pain and the strife you got to pick yourself up and let it go now
you contemplate the meaning of life
well i investigate the smell of your wife
you know you snooze you lose so let it go pal
come together for the christening
feel together its the quickening you're a clever little spacing
leather and lace the secret of life
live selling guns and die buying swords
smarten up for the love of Gord
stay in school and learn things kid
you're a guy who wants to hump on a guy
or you're Kate jonesin' for Alley's pie
if you're the queer just stop livin' the lie
just tell the world...gay.
did you hear about the happenings
they involve all the finer things
we don't need more firings (of the missiles of war)
leather and lace the secret of life
leather and lace the secret of life
lace is fragile, leather is rough, leather can chap your bum but lace is soft to the touch, but hey, ain't that just like life?
its startin to make sense to me
its the pain with pleasure the good with the bad
let go of the heartache don't hold on to the sad
its forgiveness for your molestin' dad
he ain't a bad dad!
cryin' bout the milk that you spilt
you should be alivin' bout the life that you built
your so high its like you're on fuckin stilts friend
we're together its a family, love forever loving happily
we're all clever little spacelings
leather and lace the meaning of life
leather and lace and the secret of life
leather and lace the secret of life
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Mr. Borski's Opus
03:16
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I blew it in at the begin
I kept going to not look like a virgin
my boys did swim all the way in
wish I got a handy, or maybe the bum
gonna need a shammy, when the crying's done
in the oven there's a bun, a Doug Borski loaf of fun
what the hell did I done do, must have that high potent spoo
one massive hit to the cash in my wallet
she's keepin' it, in my pants there's a fresh shit
my heart might quit, before she has the kid
gonna be a daddy, and I'm scared a ton
gonna need some brandy to deal with this one
I kinda hope that its a son, then we can both mop as one
I'll teach him all the things I do, cleanin' up the blood and poo
n the oven there's a bun, a Doug Borski loaf of fun
what the hell did I done do, must have that high potent spoo
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Safe Sex Sucks
02:20
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all contraception sucks
but goddam the latex
ain't a quicker way to make me soft
I'd rather brave a bear head
I ain't afraid of disease
I don't get them
cause we're the S.O.B's, we've got immunity
its universal safe sex sucks
all you need is sweet good luck
raw deals what its all about
just like the cavemen
but goddam you must pull out
and thats as safe as I'll get
now suck on this unprotected shit (solo's)
I ain't afraid of disease
I don't get them
cause we're the S.O.B's, we've got immunity
its universal safe sex sucks
all you need is sweet good luck
now check this out!
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High Class Feel
02:55
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she's got that high class feel
her privates are a big deal
can't tell no one about this
feels like I paid thousands baby
ten pumps and I'm all done
and for once it don't cost me nothing
she's got that high class feel
she makes my pants pig squeal
her privates make a great meal
better than a McDougall's big meal deal
we can bang it all day
in the end it don't cost me nothing
she could sell it on the street
but she would rather it be my big meat
for this song she'll go nameless
if it gets out she'll become famous
she's got that high class feel
she makes my heart congeal
her privates are a great meal
better than a McDougall's big meal deal hey
hey hey hey hey
high class feel
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Giant Tits
02:53
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your boobs are soft and snuggly
them bloobs is nice and squeezy
shifting around so jiggly
I bet ya them bloobs is tasty
if I could freeze time, I'd freeze it all the time
to stare at all the giant tits, all around me, I won't get in shit, when i play with them in my mind
I usually hafta glance and go
don't get caught creepin on the titty bone
I wish I could take pictures on my phone
i love when they're covered in blow...
if I could freeze time, I'd freeze it all the time
to stare at all the giant tits, all around me, I won't get in shit, when i play with them in my mind
getting busted staring is a crime
but I'd be fine if i could freeze time
all the giant boobies frozen in my mind
not a single one will get left behind
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Call of the Bush Ape
03:18
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Four Cocks
03:18
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theres somethin' about you, it makes me go crazy
must be the way you do me
and you're always game to screw me
its like I'm in a porn movie
lets shoot one today
most chicks want to just make love
in and out, and once a month
I forgot, how much it rocks, to bang like I've got four cocks
spontaneous action, relentless attraction
please pinch my ass to wake me
cause this chick is fuckin crazy
you've got the green light to rape me
please do it today
but then you just had to ask me
if one to three dudes could join me
all inside you
now I see the problem with this
next thing that I know you're gonna drink piss
most chicks want to just make love
in and out, and once a month
I forgot, how much it rocks, to bang like I've got four cocks
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The Steeltown Scene
02:35
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I breathe the air of steel
my town since I was fetal
the sounds, the sites, the bum fights
the kind of chicks that have big knifes
this dirty city defines me, strong and mean
this is the steeltown scene, where rock does reign supreme
we'll put this city on the map
and rise above the crap
there's riots down on Hess street
and stabbings happen nightly
but otherwise its safe here
we even have our own beer (its called Lakeport!)
this dirty city defines me
buy our meat
this is the Steeltown Scene I'll take a fries supreme
we'll put this city on the map
and clean the streets of crap
but lately its getting hard to defend
sometimes at night its like dawn of the dead
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Pembroke Skies
03:01
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i've been so high under pembroke skies
been recognized under pembroke skies
been between thighs under pembroke skies
i hope my heart dies under pembroke skies
pembroke skies you've got me hypnotized
the booze flows into wine and makes the weed centralized
I've walked some thin lines too many times
been in some tough binds nearly lost my mind
pembroke skies you've got me hypnotized
the booze flows into wine and makes the weed centralized
broke up some fights under pembroke skies
gave off the wrong vibe under pembroke skies
got drunk with cool guys under pembroke skies
lived different lives under pembroke skies
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Sons of Butcher Hamilton, Ontario
Sons of Butcher is a Canadian rock band and was once a cartoon series on Teletoon. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that is described as "Tenacious D meets Spinal Tap". Ricky Butcher (vox/guitar/orgasms), Sol Butcher (guitar/vox/hugs) and Doug Borski (bass/vox/mop) are a fine-tuned machine on stage, throwing out slab after slab of raw, life-changing rock. ... more
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