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Rise of the Steaks
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The Cougar
02:23
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at 35 you're in the prime
you must be this old to ride
at 18 Im like a jackhammer
while your husbands need the viagra
to tame this beast, you gotta feed it
when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down
tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found
you can run but you just can't hide
so saddle up cause it'll take all night
to tame this beast, you gotta feed it
when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down
tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found
when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down
tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found
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U.S.F.A
03:01
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pack a knife it could save your ass
keep walking fast and never carry your cash
cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin' safe, fuckin A
drivin' at night means blowin all the lights
ain't getting gas without bullet proof glass
cause it'll save doug's ass
cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin safe
i'm stayin' north of the border
canadian soil is safer, i'd rather die from solo'ing, like this
just bought some freedom fries
could be my last meal
my chevy lumina ain't no fortress on wheels
feel the tires squeal
cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin safe
i'm stayin' north of the border
canadian soil is safer, i'd rather die from solo'ing, like this
true north strong and safe
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Weed in that Brownie
03:19
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was there fuckin weed in that brownie?
six at night feeling a little strange
why is my life laid out on a plate
feel reborn feel like cleanin' my slate
was there weed in that brownie?
tasting colours sculpting fate true believer with no concept of faith doors of perception I pick the locks and join the party of acuity, already in progress
oppressive colours, raping brain, if my trip goes bad i got no one else to blame except the douche who dosed my fuckin' treat at the party of infinity, and I'm fashionably late
who of thought what my brain did lack smack dab in the middle of a chocolately snack attack
why am i tingling hot tears on my face, why do i sense the presence of my mother, why do i know that we are all brothers
what is this song man its really great
totally hearing it in a brand new way
lets talk about poetry and love and the life of CHE
exactly how much weed was in that brownie
just clam down every things ok, now I'm being talked down by an asian named clay, everybody's freaking, i guess i have a gun, clay just ran away i thought we were bro's, who are all these people what is this place am i wearing panty's, what are you wearing panty's? who said that, that guy looks like peter weller, where's my bike? where's my? where?
all of my sins, all my mistakes, up stomach to brain they punch me in the face and now I know the catch is better than the chase
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Underage Party
02:33
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all you kids wanna get drunk and be high
sweet goddam id like to get high
unprotected sex while chewing on mushrooms
sweet goddam id like some unprotected sex
but you hafta be 19 (like me)
unless you have some fake I.D (hey where'd you get that?)
we'll make sex on a bed of weed
30 years old and cruisin' for some jail time
sweet goddam I don't want jail time
maybe we should stick to the 50 plus ladies
sweet goddam I'll take what i can get
but you hafta be 19 (like me)
unless you have some fake I.D (hey where'd you get that?)
we'll make sex on a bed of weed
one two three four chicks in my bed
chicks in my head again
underagers all in my bed
just kidding dads, yeah!
one two three four!
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Balls of Blue
02:57
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through half open blinds, I see hers but she can't see mine
ass naked I watch for hours
though we never met, we banged inside my head
each night that she changed for bed
but all of a sudden she just moved out
(all of a sudden I just moved out)
what in the hell is that about?
last night I needed you, cried my eyes out
with balls of blue
not down with who moved in, two dudes and some stray kid
now I'm trapped in a stroke free zone
my blinds are closed for now, time to roll up a towel, in the middle I stick my love
last night I needed you, cried my eyes out with balls of blue
my heart burns from comfort food, been pounding it since I lost you
needed you
ass naked I watch for hours
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How It's Long
02:58
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its not how its long, but how she makes it long
when I walked in the bar
came face to face with my favourite porn star
he was the guest MC, bought him a drink and he talked to me
he said "Its not how its long, but how she makes it long"
he made little sense, but man it was intense
I walked back home to ponder this cryptic message, I didn't understand it, but I knew it would change my life forever
i rented all of his flicks, I watched him bang a hundred chicks
I figured it out quick, you gotta find a slutty chick and how she makes it feels big, by bangin' like a ditch pig
its not how its long but how she makes it long
the meaning is so intense, it makes so much sense
now I will pass it on, each time I sing this song
how she makes it long
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Eat It Out
02:38
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my weight is slowly goin' down, and then it goes back up again
but there's one sure way to shed the pounds, make your biggest meal when you're goin' down, so dig in
eatin' out is a win win way to get thin
havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin
all the way in!
please be seated, todays entomology lesson, our modern day vagina comes from the old gaelic word 'vaginu' which meant 'tuna cavern' fact.
its the best diet theres ever been
when the eatings done then the bang begins
and theres three to five meals a day
I can't think of any better way
so dig in!
eatin' out is a win win way to get thin
havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin
all the way in!
like a bulldog eatin porridge, yea, thats how I'm gonna do it, slurp it up good, up down side to side, round and round sour cream and chives!
hey! yea!
eatin' out is a win win way to get thin
havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin
all the way in!
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Burgers and Drinks
01:34
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b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-b-b-burgs and drinks, always takes me to the brink and I touch my dink!
at the thought of eating burgs and drinks
hey, burgers and drinks i love me some burgers and drinks drink down a bottle a week and watch barton fink and shit in the sink theres no time to think just give me a burger
b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-burgers and drinks!
b-b-b-b-b-b-burgs and drinks, always takes me to the brink and I touch my dink!
at the thought of eating burgs and drinks
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Puke All Night
02:30
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if you've got the pipe, fill it with shite, we'll smoke it all up and then puke all night
if you've got the junk, then sell it outta your trunk then everyone here can then puke all night
puke it out then we'll puke it all again
the more you puke out the more we'll put back in
if you've got the burgs, then I've got the beers
we'll pack it all in and then puke all night
if you've got the chicks then i've got the riffs to strip em all down and then puke on them
oh god look at her, something is not right, whatta site, get her outta the light, i'm gonna puke, here it comes...
puke it out then we'll puke it all again, the more you puke out the more we'll put back in
PUKE
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Burnin Skoolhaus
03:16
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burnin skoolhaus, why the hell you gotta be so shitty?
but every year I, gots to buy you cause you're pretty
burnin skoolhaus
you're full of fire, full of rage, just like me when I was a young boy
coulda been older than 9 or 10, maybe 11
my tears fell on the page, I wanted to burn down my school
for real I ain't jokin!
burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus
burn it down Brandon Wars!
dark and stormy night, I rode my bike down to my school and I burned that mother-father down
burny mcburnstein burn burn burnie mighta killed the janitor, i hope I didn't kill the janitor, I like that janitor NO!
burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus
burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus
SOL RAMBLES
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Sons of Butcher Hamilton, Ontario
Sons of Butcher is a Canadian rock band and was once a cartoon series on Teletoon. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that is described as "Tenacious D meets Spinal Tap". Ricky Butcher (vox/guitar/orgasms), Sol Butcher (guitar/vox/hugs) and Doug Borski (bass/vox/mop) are a fine-tuned machine on stage, throwing out slab after slab of raw, life-changing rock. ... more
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