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Rise of the Steaks

by Sons of Butcher

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    The 3rd studio album from Sons of Butcher is the first without a supporting season of the cartoon series. Serving as the first half of the double album release, Rise of the Steaks is 11 tracks of hilarious and catchy tunes from Steeltown's Rock gods!

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The Cougar 02:23
at 35 you're in the prime you must be this old to ride at 18 Im like a jackhammer while your husbands need the viagra to tame this beast, you gotta feed it when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found you can run but you just can't hide so saddle up cause it'll take all night to tame this beast, you gotta feed it when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found when there's a cougar around, it'll hunt ya down tearin' into your pants, until the meat is found
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U.S.F.A 03:01
pack a knife it could save your ass keep walking fast and never carry your cash cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin' safe, fuckin A drivin' at night means blowin all the lights ain't getting gas without bullet proof glass cause it'll save doug's ass cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin safe i'm stayin' north of the border canadian soil is safer, i'd rather die from solo'ing, like this just bought some freedom fries could be my last meal my chevy lumina ain't no fortress on wheels feel the tires squeal cause U.S of fuckin' A ain't fuckin safe i'm stayin' north of the border canadian soil is safer, i'd rather die from solo'ing, like this true north strong and safe
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was there fuckin weed in that brownie? six at night feeling a little strange why is my life laid out on a plate feel reborn feel like cleanin' my slate was there weed in that brownie? tasting colours sculpting fate true believer with no concept of faith doors of perception I pick the locks and join the party of acuity, already in progress oppressive colours, raping brain, if my trip goes bad i got no one else to blame except the douche who dosed my fuckin' treat at the party of infinity, and I'm fashionably late who of thought what my brain did lack smack dab in the middle of a chocolately snack attack why am i tingling hot tears on my face, why do i sense the presence of my mother, why do i know that we are all brothers what is this song man its really great totally hearing it in a brand new way lets talk about poetry and love and the life of CHE exactly how much weed was in that brownie just clam down every things ok, now I'm being talked down by an asian named clay, everybody's freaking, i guess i have a gun, clay just ran away i thought we were bro's, who are all these people what is this place am i wearing panty's, what are you wearing panty's? who said that, that guy looks like peter weller, where's my bike? where's my? where? all of my sins, all my mistakes, up stomach to brain they punch me in the face and now I know the catch is better than the chase
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all you kids wanna get drunk and be high sweet goddam id like to get high unprotected sex while chewing on mushrooms sweet goddam id like some unprotected sex but you hafta be 19 (like me) unless you have some fake I.D (hey where'd you get that?) we'll make sex on a bed of weed 30 years old and cruisin' for some jail time sweet goddam I don't want jail time maybe we should stick to the 50 plus ladies sweet goddam I'll take what i can get but you hafta be 19 (like me) unless you have some fake I.D (hey where'd you get that?) we'll make sex on a bed of weed one two three four chicks in my bed chicks in my head again underagers all in my bed just kidding dads, yeah! one two three four!
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through half open blinds, I see hers but she can't see mine ass naked I watch for hours though we never met, we banged inside my head each night that she changed for bed but all of a sudden she just moved out (all of a sudden I just moved out) what in the hell is that about? last night I needed you, cried my eyes out with balls of blue not down with who moved in, two dudes and some stray kid now I'm trapped in a stroke free zone my blinds are closed for now, time to roll up a towel, in the middle I stick my love last night I needed you, cried my eyes out with balls of blue my heart burns from comfort food, been pounding it since I lost you needed you ass naked I watch for hours
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its not how its long, but how she makes it long when I walked in the bar came face to face with my favourite porn star he was the guest MC, bought him a drink and he talked to me he said "Its not how its long, but how she makes it long" he made little sense, but man it was intense I walked back home to ponder this cryptic message, I didn't understand it, but I knew it would change my life forever i rented all of his flicks, I watched him bang a hundred chicks I figured it out quick, you gotta find a slutty chick and how she makes it feels big, by bangin' like a ditch pig its not how its long but how she makes it long the meaning is so intense, it makes so much sense now I will pass it on, each time I sing this song how she makes it long
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Eat It Out 02:38
my weight is slowly goin' down, and then it goes back up again but there's one sure way to shed the pounds, make your biggest meal when you're goin' down, so dig in eatin' out is a win win way to get thin havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin all the way in! please be seated, todays entomology lesson, our modern day vagina comes from the old gaelic word 'vaginu' which meant 'tuna cavern' fact. its the best diet theres ever been when the eatings done then the bang begins and theres three to five meals a day I can't think of any better way so dig in! eatin' out is a win win way to get thin havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin all the way in! like a bulldog eatin porridge, yea, thats how I'm gonna do it, slurp it up good, up down side to side, round and round sour cream and chives! hey! yea! eatin' out is a win win way to get thin havin' fun with your tongue while your workin your chin all the way in!
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b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-b-b-burgs and drinks, always takes me to the brink and I touch my dink! at the thought of eating burgs and drinks hey, burgers and drinks i love me some burgers and drinks drink down a bottle a week and watch barton fink and shit in the sink theres no time to think just give me a burger b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-burgers and drinks! b-b-b-b-b-b-burgs and drinks, always takes me to the brink and I touch my dink! at the thought of eating burgs and drinks
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if you've got the pipe, fill it with shite, we'll smoke it all up and then puke all night if you've got the junk, then sell it outta your trunk then everyone here can then puke all night puke it out then we'll puke it all again the more you puke out the more we'll put back in if you've got the burgs, then I've got the beers we'll pack it all in and then puke all night if you've got the chicks then i've got the riffs to strip em all down and then puke on them oh god look at her, something is not right, whatta site, get her outta the light, i'm gonna puke, here it comes... puke it out then we'll puke it all again, the more you puke out the more we'll put back in PUKE
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burnin skoolhaus, why the hell you gotta be so shitty? but every year I, gots to buy you cause you're pretty burnin skoolhaus you're full of fire, full of rage, just like me when I was a young boy coulda been older than 9 or 10, maybe 11 my tears fell on the page, I wanted to burn down my school for real I ain't jokin! burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus burn it down Brandon Wars! dark and stormy night, I rode my bike down to my school and I burned that mother-father down burny mcburnstein burn burn burnie mighta killed the janitor, i hope I didn't kill the janitor, I like that janitor NO! burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus burnin skoolhaus, skoolin' burnhaus SOL RAMBLES

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The 3rd studio album from Sons of Butcher is the first without a supporting season of the cartoon series. Serving as the first half of the double album release, Rise of the Steaks is 11 tracks of hilarious catchy tunes from Steeltown's Rock gods!

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released March 26, 2010

Produced and Recorded by Jordon Zadorozny at French Kiss Studio
Mastered by Bill Henderson at Azimuth Mastering
"Weed in that Brownie" mastered by Joao Carvalho at Joao Carvalho mastering

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Sons of Butcher Hamilton, Ontario

Sons of Butcher is a Canadian rock band and was once a cartoon series on Teletoon. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that is described as "Tenacious D meets Spinal Tap". Ricky Butcher (vox/guitar/orgasms), Sol Butcher (guitar/vox/hugs) and Doug Borski (bass/vox/mop) are a fine-tuned machine on stage, throwing out slab after slab of raw, life-changing rock. ... more

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