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Meatlantis
00:32
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on the bottom of the sea there's a place called meatlantis
where there is meat aplenty delicious and free
and if your paralyzed, the meat there can fix ya
and they feed vegetarians to whales
at the bottom of the sea and paralysis free
meatlantis is the place to be
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Action Reaction
02:08
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so you wanna go
for every action there will be a reaction
im gonna fuckin blow
just gimme a reason not to beat on you
im fightin the ass off you
you, Im fightin the shit outta you
you think you're gonna win
but these knuckles were made to punch your ass in
so let the shit begin
i don't need a reason not to beat on
you, I'm fightin the ass off you
you, I'm fightin the shit outta you
GO
Solsilido Butcher's rules of engagement
be sure to get the first punch, and the last
there should be two hits, you hitting' them and them hittin the friggin floor and lastly
there's only two times when you fight
when you have to, and when you're gonna win
peace out!
you, I'm fightin' the ass off you
you, I'm fightin' the shit outta you
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Here to Rock
02:59
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i shoulda died when i hit the goddam ground
but I'm alive so I'm gonna rock this town
when my back hit the rock it woke me up
now i know why I'm here, I'm here to rock
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we'd all die for the rock
oh!
this is the rise of the rock they thought was dead
from my guitar to an amp then to your head
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we'd all die for the rock
oh!
now I'm ready to walk, back on top
this time i know why I'm here, I'm here to rock
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we're all here for the rock
sing it with me, we'd all die for the rock
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Party's On
02:52
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becoming what i hate to have sex on the first date
the party's on tonight, I'm metrosexually just right
if you're looking gay you don't hafta try
you don't gotta try, tonight is my night, so bring on the shit
hot mayonnaise ass rub, hot beef in the hot tub
havin' your cake and banging' it too, tonight
the party's on tonight, I'm metrosexually just right
if you're lookin' gay you don't need to try
bang, bang, bang ass
bang, bang, bang ass
the party's on tonight, you're looking' real hot girls
the party's on tonight, i like it, YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKERS
the party's on tonight, I'm metrosexually just right
if you're lookin gay you don't gotta try, you don't gotta try, tonight is my night so bring on the shit
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Love Baster
02:20
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mountains are little, compared to the size of my hands
love is brittle, so break out them salty hams
love always gets in the way, of two salty hams in my face
lets not let yours go to waste, thems salty hams i will baste
with my baster of love i'll drown you with my baster of love
baster of love, i'll drown you with my baster of love
you're the turkey, and i am the squirting juice
adding fibre and giving a protein boost
love always gets in the way of two salty hams in my face
lets not let yours go to waste, theme salty hams i will baste
chorus
now for all you folks out there in cd land, let me clarify some of these lyrics
when ricky says baster he means his pinoose
and when he says love, well, huh, he means the sweetest juice
chorus
man go yea oh
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Made Love by the River
04:24
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Steeltown on a saturday night, a bucket of chicken and you
two lovers in love we were lovin a lot and the love was so loveably true
I lay down a blanket by the johnny on the spot, everything was feeling so right
your lips said no but your eyes said do me so we're makin sweet love tonight
we made love by the river
we made love by the river
it felt so right under the moon that night
livin in a teenage dream
i can still taste the chicken on your cherry red lips as you fumbled with the fly on my jeans
and eager little beaver and a sentimental boy, livin on the edge of a dream
on the wrong side of town, those jeans came down
OH SHIT
we were makin' love!
we made love by the river
we made love by the river
rock me Ricky
listen kids, love is a 4 way stop
if you get there first you have the right of way, but if they get there first they have the right of way
but if you both arrive at the same time in a that magical moment, the person to the right has the right of way
lets all sing together now
c'mon, SING IT FOR ME PLEASE, NOW
we made love by the river
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7. |
I Need an Arm
03:00
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I'm mangled horribly
lost an arm and a family
my job i can't go back
wrong way on a one arm track
can't rock can't wank, can't mop
my search will never stop
sweet holy shit i need an arm, so
me and lefty will search high and low, so lets go
cause you know if you're out there i will find you
cause my throbbing stump just won't do
now I'm aching and crampin cause lefty's been working for two
oh baby girl if i get ya back its gonna be manicure city, I'm talking expensive hand creams, cuticle rubs and my solemn promise to be a one hand man
I've travelled here and there
looked goddam everywhere
my arm i cannot find
my dick shrunk back inside
sweet holy shit i need an arm, so
me and lefty did search high and low, but oh no
this aint the way that it should be, you see
one lonely goddam amputee, thats me
im dyin for that day
when i don't have to say
I NEED AN ARM
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Whip em Out
02:27
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how do you know the size when most the bras compress the fullness?
it takes a well trained eye to compensate the weight vs. tightness
but its never been too hard for me
whip those out, give them some breathing room
why the hell would ya strap em down
I can't see how bras are even comfortable
whip those out for all of the world to see
especially ME
whip those out!
whip those out!
whip those out!
whip those out!
its fun to fantasize but i would rather see them with my own eyes
it won't be embarrassing if all of you whip em out at the same time
so whip em out on the count of 3
ONE, TWO, THREE
whip those out, give them some breathing room
why the hell would ya strap em down
I can't see how bras are even comfortable
whip those out for all of the world to see
especially ME
whip those out!
whip those out!
why flash em alone again when all your friends can flash them with you
so get ready to bare it all without the bra you know what to do
whip those out!
whip those out!
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9. |
F the World
02:25
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everyone suck my ass
you all can eat some shit
your faces i i will kick if you keep pissin me off
F the World
when shit gets you down I say F the World!
now tell me how this sounds
dig it!
im bending over now
line up and take a lick
unless you are a dude in which your nuts i will kick
F the World
when shit gets you down I say F the World
now tell me how this sounds
dig it!
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Fuck Producers
02:31
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they say producers are huge assholes
and let me tell you its true
they'll help you out with all your music
then say it wasn't written by you
save the music its up to you, fuck producers before they fuck you
they'll make you feel like you're a rock star
they'll blow smoke up your ass
then soon enough your songs are hostage
until they've got all your cash
save the music its up to you, fuck producers before they fuck you
they're input will fuck your songs
they're instincts are always wrong
they're dry humping the rock dream
when they should be bagging groceries
save the music its up to you, fuck producers before they fuck you
fuck producers
fuck producers
if your music is good enough, produce it by yourself
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Panty Dropper
02:47
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off come the panty's first
followed by the bra
and then we're talking
yea we're talking'
now we're bangin'
but we don't have to talk, I'd prefer it if we don't
but them clothes can still come off, don't tell me that they won't
so please get naked, you look better naked
now lets make it
all the lovely panty's, droppin' to the floor, sweet back alley handy's, ain't that what love is for
less talkin and more panty droppin'
but if you have to talk, i'd hope that its to say
can I let these panty's drop, and to that I'd say YUP
and I ain't fakin' now all the chicks should get naked
buck naked
buck ass naked
all the lovely panty's, droppin' to the floor, sweet back alley handy's, ain't that what love is for
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Doug in Space
01:36
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Suite: Good Touch
02:15
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there are touches that are good and touches that are bad
touches that are happy and touches that are sad
hugs and kisses make you wanna dance but they shouldn't be anywhere near your pants
your pants area is a private place, if a touch invades, punch it in the face
if a touch makes you nervous, scream and flea, go tell an adult someone's touchin' me!
I thought you just wanted a chick, but you got bad touched
now you're in a skin flick
it breaks my heart to see you here, I can offer you a hug
and a sympathetic tear
it wasn't your fault, what ever happened to you
happened to you
but now Sol is here and his friendship, is true
a touch made you nervous, maybe no one believed
maybe no one believed
but you can tell ole Sol, someone bad touched me!
someone bad touched me!
someone bad touched me!
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Free Shit
01:27
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Doug had it made when they said he's dead
I played it up and I got free shit
But now he's fine and it sucks I can't get shit for free
for free
but I'm a rockin' star! It should be free for rockin' stars!
all I want is free drinks, free cheese
I want that each day but goddam, I shouldn't have to pay!
to pay!
why can't it all be free? who hasn't heard of me?
I'll rock if you you buy all of my shit
I'll make sure Doug dies, for lots of free shit
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Ultimate Drinking Song
02:19
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Sneakin' In
02:05
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sneakin' in, dressed up like a totem pole
sneakin' in, crawlin' in a beaver skin
sneakin' in, tunnel like a giant mole
sneakin' in, tumblin' like a tumble weed right on past security they don't even notice me, success
sneaky as sneaky can be, movie' around invisibly
sneakin' in, all it takes is elbow greeze
sneakin' in, quiet as a morning breeze
sneakin' in, sneakin' like a sneakon'd pro
sneakin' in, you would never even know if I didn't tell you so, it is quite incredibow
security they don't even notice me, success
sneaky as sneaky can be, movie' around invisibly
if at first you don't succeed thats because you ain't me
if you're not allowed in chances are you shouldn't go in'
don't be trespassing cause you get fined if you don't listen buds!
sneakin' in, oh i just dressed up like the totem pole
sneakin' in, oh the beaver skin the beaver skin!
sneakin' in, ah skidly wa da hootie ho ho
its all about the tumble weed, thats what really aided me, rollin past the powers that be, but i digress
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Razors
01:46
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the bloody flesh i rape, the trolls are all awake now
i cast you back to hell, oh minions of satan
raping your face raping your face
with demonic lust
chewing the guts, chewing the guts
of the bloody shell
land cracks, lava blast, razors up your ass
oh god of haunted lamb i wanna chew off your hand
spit poison in the gash oh how i love you satan
skinning the kids skinning the kids
with demonic lust
squirting their limbs, squirting their limbs
of the bloody shell
land cracks, lava blast, razors up your ass
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Sons of Butcher Hamilton, Ontario
Sons of Butcher is a Canadian rock band and was once a cartoon series on Teletoon. Their music fuses vulgar absurdist comedy with rock music in a style that is described as "Tenacious D meets Spinal Tap". Ricky Butcher (vox/guitar/orgasms), Sol Butcher (guitar/vox/hugs) and Doug Borski (bass/vox/mop) are a fine-tuned machine on stage, throwing out slab after slab of raw, life-changing rock. ... more
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